S.H.E.D.

S.H.E.D. stands for:

Super High Mega Council King of Holiness and Unlimited Ultimate Magical Prowess and Eternal Power and Defense Against Suffering and Evil Forces of the Undead Variety Pertaining to the Destruction of the World and Corruption of Society

He is the owner of the:

Tera Giga Hyper Jesus Space Nazi Soviet Star-Devouring Sith Nigga Dragon Balls