Arcadian History

The gist of it: Arcadian History

Fucking billions of years ago- in the beginning... There was darkness... Then... Boom! Matt fucked up the universe for the first time, starting the Big Bang that created the universe...

4000something B.C.- dawn of human civilization and early development of other intelligent life.

2189 B.C.- early human civilizations declare themselves to be superior to all other sentient life.

2175 B.C.- humans start chasing away and killing other intelligent life forms.

2172 B.C.- the first intelligent life forms capable of flight discover Arcadia, the a continent that at the time seemed to be completely void of human life.

2164 B.C.- first Flygons escape a deadly war with the humans and flee to Arcadia, they are led by Avenicci Jones.

2163 B.C.- Ekanmar and the colony of Flygonia are founded.

2162 B.C.- Flygon Jones is born and two more villages are founded south of Ekanmar.

2159 B.C.- Strange heroes appear and aid in the killing of a powerful Lich at Ekanmar.

2154 B.C.- a more primitive type of Flygon is discovered in Arcadia and it is discovered that the Flygons, along with several other species evolved from a newly found species, the Avali, natives to what is now known as Elysium.

2150 B.C.- native elves and the Avali work together to found Elysium

2134 B.C.- a common language spreads throuout Arcadia, making communication much easier between species, it is called Daeic, and is now only spoken by Flygons and referred to as their native language.

2097 B.C.- hundreds of different intelligent species are now being driven to Arcadia by the human onslaught.

2056 B.C.- the region of chin tor is declared uninhabitable due to some unstoppable horrors that lurk there.

2051 B.C.- the keep in Ekanmar is constructed and is now a symbol of Flygonian power and pride.

2015 B.C.- Avanicci is stabbed by a lancer at the battle of Sar van creek, he dies shortly after, he was 312 years old

- Flygon Jones takes the throne in Ekanmar as his own, vowing to protect his people until his death.

1998 B.C.- a human colony called Pythonia is found in Arcadia and Fly takes control of it by force, for they had the choice to join the Arcadians or die.

1870 B.C.-Crustianity is founded in Elysium

- 95% of all intelligent life forms live in Arcadia

1825 B.C.- Durcuba is founded.

1803 B.C.- Moroland is founded.

1789 B.C.- the Thexus rebellion or whatever starts and only Pythonia cares.

1774 B.C.- the other nations of Arcadia realize that Pythonia is way behind technologically and society wise.

1762 B.C.- a haven for religion is formed in Arcadia, Maranon is founded.

1760 B.C.- Fly puts the first chandelier in the Ekanmar keep... Looking back, this was a terrible idea.

1754 B.C.- the domestication of Scolipedes as work animals and mounts for combat begins in Elysium and Flygonia.

1748 B.C.- Puthons existence is acknowledged by the populace as he destroys a sacred temple and kills Cheesus Crust... It's okay though because he was resurrected three and a half days later on cheester.

1703 B.C.- Crystal Coast and Tao are founded.

1648 B.C.- Flygonia crowns its first queen, Katalia, a Flygon from Dinwher.

1575 B.C.- the king of Pythonia declares a pointless war on the Flygonian empire, the Flygonians utterly destroy every attack thrown at them by the primitive armies of Pythonia.

1573 B.C.- the Flygonians let the Pythonians think they won the war after humans attacked the northern coast of Flygonia, which started another war. These wars together have been called the wars of three houses.

1572 B.C.- Fly realizes that his power cannot control such a large area, to he splits the Flygonian empire into three parts, Flygonia, Pythonia, and Hillsbrad between them.

1568 B.C.- the patriotic people of Hillsbrad continue to honor their old Flygonian laws and customs.

1448 B.C.- crystal coast is invaded, tao's leader is assassinated and they become an anarchy that never gets resolved.

1338 B.C.- eastern Arcadia is still completely going to hell.

1324 B.C.- The Chinese attempt to invade Hillsbrad and Flygonia and spark a Great War.

1313 B.C.-  the war is a stale mate until puthon accidentally  kills the emperor of China and they surrender.

1312 B.C.- to celebrate the victory, Fly holds the first feast in Ekanmar, causing the chandelier to fall... It kills puthon, who was trying to break the record for longest time hanging from the ceiling of a castle, that record is still held by Dracula to this day...

1302 B.C.- Queen Katalia is killed by another falling chandelier during a feast.

1276 B.C.- an advisor to Flygon Jones suggests that he take revenge on the humans for Katalias death, to which he replies... "Meh, jar vor limbo kar." (Meh, why the hell not.)